This string of mostly animated gifs, shared by a Sukbar eel, come with some funny captions. The English translation, however, may not be 100% foolproof as the meaning of some Chinese phrases are hard to capture in English, so my apologies if there are some parts not well-translated and if you don’t understand.
Starting from this pic, looking at his face outline causes loss of blood.
[note: I think ‘blood loss’ is associated with nose bleed etc and is used to describe what happens when someone is hot.]
Throwing a glance behind you is enough to seduce me, not to mention another electrifying wink…
What are you drinking? Doesn’t look like wine. MS miracle water? Your skin is so, so good…
I know you are conducting the frequency of our screams
You look so good despite the big laugh
Our mature man also has a childish side. Little friend, which grade are you in? Are your parents here to fetch you? Do you need Auntie (me) to send you home? Ha!
Even sneaking a look is of such a high standard !~
The most charming man in history to make pickled vegetables. Do it well, eels want to eat it together with rice. Quickly, quickly
史上最迷人的做泡菜的男人，好好做，鳗鱼们还要拿来配饭呢。BAI LI BAI LI
The role of a murder suspect does not suit you, but where else can you find such a handsome suspect besides you?
Millions of men in the world, each with their unique character, but how to describe you? You have elegance, you are handsome, you are trendy, you are cute, you are pretty, you are tall, you are even cheerful!~
Wait for us, we will be there immediately. You requested for it, we did not say anything *cough cough*
Can you use that magical finger to move our big eel pool instantaneously to your side?
You’re not happy unless it’s revealing, right? Hee hee…
You can make a bestial expression look so handsome, not many in the world can do this. Everyone is afraid of being molested, but everyone here competes to be your victim
Come come come, queue behind the computer. I especially reserve the space for you, it’s ok you are not on the first page
In future, your tears can only be permitted to flow during acting. My star, I give my entire happiness to you, so you are not allowed to shed a tear unless it is a crying scene
You try so hard to promote your official website, I feel embarrassed if I do not join. Wait for me to join, I am waiting anxiously for approval of access. Throw more fish bait.
One minute, 3 minutes, one hour, so long as I can see you, you can take your time to stay in bed
I am losing blood at the second pic in this series
Our king when it comes to the waist, completely satisfactory all the way, haha…
Yuppie Jang, the bottom of your shoe is very clean…
Hey hey boy, what are you doing? Playing such high stakes to the point of no return. Haha…
This this… I’m out of words. Please, can you not tempt me? This easily results in gastric bleeding, thanks for the selfless sacrifice
Dry lips, moisten them? Look at how thin y ou are, do eat more meat
This is good, this is good, how did you do that? Nothing is impossible to our King Suk
What’s that? Guitar is in my home. Come come.
The last pic for today, let us enter dreamland with JKS. Haha, bedtime.
Finally, let me put up one more pic! JKS, you know what I want to say, so I save 178 words
I’m alert again, so uploading pics for another 10 minutes
Words saved here
Haha, who is here, who is here
I know you did not wear…. I’m not YY. Really
Credits: 木槿淡然 @ Baidusukbar